Little Blue Pill

It's official, I am now old. I sent a link to my oldest and (until very recently) dearest friend Jen. She said that she could "think of something... ...better than dinner w/ friends". Maybe I should ask my doctor about Viagra. *sigh* To long for the old days; those hormone-induced-bad-decision days; when happiness was a case of beer, and an equally drunk girl; getting horny cause the wind is blowing; when I thought nothing of sleeping on the floor of an apartment of someone I had never met before; when I had no money, and couldn't hold a job; when all the conversation centered around music, cars, video games, and girls - only one of which I now know anything about; I DON'T MISS THOSE DAYS AT ALL! ...well maybe the wind blowing part.