- Don't pretend that you are going to throw a five year into water or she will cry.
- If one three year old presses the emergency button in the elevator, the other three year old will do it too at the next available opportunity.
- Don't try to pick up a five year old when she is about to jump or you will get smacked in the jaw by the top of her head.
- Five little kids pretending to be lions can bring down an adult human.
- Don't tell a three year old who didn't want the rest of his lunch that you fed it to the squirrels or he will cry.
- Bats are attracted to heat. Rub your hand and they will fly right up to you.
- Five kids can run in twelve different directions at THE SAME TIME.
- Don't encourage the kids to quack at the ducks... or to hoot at the owls... or any other animal noise at any other animal.
- There is a difference between apes and monkeys, I just don't know what it is.
- and of course: We all spent $70 on a zoo pass so the kids could run around on rocks, play with fountains, climb on fences, and pretend to ride statues.
21 September 2005
What I Learned at the Zoo Today
Random lessons from the zoo...
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3 comments:
sounds like you had fun torturing little kids! your so mean
monkeys have tails. apes don't.
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looks like you fit in quite nicely with all of them! :)
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