13 June 2006

Mystery Solved

The mystery of the missing gray pants is solved.

It was Kevin, they were in his room.

10 June 2006

Spoonerism or Freudian Slip?

(who and what not included to protect ME!)
I'm calling it a spoonerism, Kevin thought it was more of a freudian slip, either way, it was funny. I was describing to someone how I was complaining to someone about something, and I attempted to describe my complaining as an "explitive laced tirade", but instead, it came out "laxative based tirade"... I think that it works out the the same general thing. Potty mouth.

Shortly thereafter, I was chatting with MistyJoJangles, and she said to me "good luck gettin' busy". Thanks, you too.

08 June 2006

Surgery Update 000C

Okay, cross your fingers, I am about to jinx myself. No mirrors, ladders, open umbrellas, or black cats are allow near this post.

I feel I am 90% recovered from my surgery, and with the exception of a couple days of eating (too much) chocolate, I have not had a migraine in three weeks. I wish I had a bunch of money, because, well then I could pay my hospital bills, but also, I could take everyone out with me to celebrate!

Praise the Lord and pass the mashed potatoes baby!

04 June 2006

:stupid: Roommate :/stupid:

You all noticed my latest waste of time... well no more. That's right, I beat my addiction... thanks to the roomie. Stupid jerk.

I hate beta programs (like everything Microsoft produces), and that moron with the messy room installed the 3.0 alpha of the program we play all the time. And now the old version doesn't work, or didn't work. I played for two and a half hours and completely lost all of it. Including some really cool items.

Arg! I'm going to make him walk the plank into shark infested waters.

02 June 2006

Party Crashing

Fortunately it wasn't too much of a faux pas (that's French), if any, I knew MistyJoJangles was going to be at a certain restaurant, so I invited myself to join them without asking. I started to think about this as I walked in, and so I apologized, and as I was apologizing, Mae walks in, who I invited, because of course, no party is complete without her.

In a slightly related story, Nate cut his hair... for a job, the outrage of the things you have to put up with when dealing with the man... his explanation was much more entertaining.