31 December 2006

Welcome Home


welcome back
Let's all extend a warm "Welcome Back" to Schmendrick as he returns from beautiful Southern California.

And also, warm well wishes to everyone for a Happy, Safe, and Blessed New Year. Please be safe traveling tonight.

28 December 2006

Christmas Scenes 2006

Yes, it is true, I had to work on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, which is why all of my secular celebrating took place Christmas evening, and on the 26th.

Much thanks to Viv & her mom for allowing me to eat at their house for Christmas dinner. Also thanks to Robin for allowing me to host a party for her.

So without further ado, on to the photographs and clever captions. First up, Christmas dinner and gift exchange at Viv's parents.


Christmas 06 01
Vivian gets her first gift, a wedding ring from Paul Bunyan.

Christmas 06 18
*singing* ... we three cheese of orient are, traveling to Viv's tummy so far ...

1. Christmas 06 06 2. Christmas 06 07
3. Christmas 06 08 4. Christmas 06 09
milk chocolate covered coffee beans - 30%
dark chocolate espresso beans - 30%
Heath toffee crunch bites - 30%
Reese's peanut butter bites - 10%
not being able to tell which is which before biting in to them - priceless
(edit) - this was not as bad as the sequence makes it look.

Christmas 06 23
Hugh never misses an episode of The Office. Then again, neither does Venche.

Christmas 06 13
I don't see the resemblance.

Christmas 06 16 Christmas 06 15
Venche and Onionboy show off their loot.

Christmas 06 22
Viv might have had just a bit too much of whatever that is to drink.

Christmas 06 24
Lights! Camera! Action! My hair has such full body!


The next day we had a Christmas Party for the recently returned RockinRobin.

Christmas 06 24
And now, just back from her whirlwind tour of 22 eastern states...

Christmas 06 45
Tim says "Enough pictures of my wife, I want more of me!"

Christmas 06 34
What could be slower than the OnionBoy opening a gift?

Christmas 06 37 Christmas 06 38
Only one of these two behaved themselves during the evening.

Christmas 06 42
Melissa wonders if this will go with her too-cool-for-words boots

Christmas 06 28
Viv shows off her custom designed t-shirt that says "i am the cheese queen"

Christmas 06 48
She isn't smiling because of the gift, she is smiling because according to RockinRobin math, she only has eleven more days of being pregnant.

Christmas 06 50 Christmas 06 51
Like every holiday, someone overdoes it and is too tired to drive themselves home, so they have to put up with the dual threats of sleeping on the couch, and the camera!

You can see all 51 photos in this set here.

25 December 2006

2006 Onion Awards

2006 is almost at an end, and it is time for the 2006 version of the Onion awards. These highly coveted awards are given arbitrarily to anyone the Academy of Onionboy wishes to hand them out to in whatever category seems reasonably fitting.

Pet Awards:
  • Bestest Dog Ever: Cherokee. Sorry Lexie, your love of snacking on iPods kept you from winning.
  • Worst Use of a Tail by a Cat: Sierra. Okay, so technically you have to have a tail to use it.
  • Most Likely to Be in an Unexpected Spot: Zeke. Cats are not known for intelligence, Zeke upholds this standard.
  • We Miss You: Sis & Mandy. The house is not as cute without you around.

People Awards:
  • Coolest Toys in Home Environment: Spanky. Was there any doubt? Five words: A 10 foot HD TV.
  • Best Use of Cheese: Viv. Has a passion for cheese like ... well ... metaphors fail me.
  • Most Likely to have 15 Jello Shots: Me. Beckyrants is a close second.
  • Best Use of a Camera: Jittercliff. Now if I would just ignore the camera and quit posing for it.
  • Best Mom: Mom. Thanks Mom, you're the best!
  • Can't Miss Party Host: Mae. Seriously, if she is putting it on, I am there.
  • Best Phrases that Stick in my Head: Reportwriter. Two words: Goat Rodeo. Who knew?
  • Best Alternate Game Rules (tie): Mae & Beckyrants. They don't even know that rules come with games, and heck, why bother.
  • Most Likely to Get Annoyed at Work by Friends: Maegmariel. Maybe you should get an office job where no one can find you.
  • Most Reliable Roommate: Schmendrick. You expected maybe the cats?
  • Least Reliable Roommate: Schmendrick. You expected maybe the cats?
  • Best Person to Have a Beer With: Chris, with all the jitterbugs who know their beer, he is the man amongst boys.
  • Most Accomplished with Only One Arm: Gingerkid. Pump those one pound weights!
  • Newest Member of the Internet Age: Mom. Welcome! Just hit reply to email me.
  • Dang It! I Wish I got Pictures: JennyJitterbug as an aardvark at an 88Improv show.
  • Best Imitation of a College Freshman by a College Freshman: Insane Elf. Yes, elf, we have all be there before.
  • Penguins Love Me Award: Suzie. We are glad you don't dress like them.

Blog Awards:
  • Most Likely to Update Blog: Yougetalife. Please just three posts per day, max.
  • Least Likely to Update Blog: RockinRobin. Pregnancy is not an excuse for not posting.
  • Best Job of Reading my Blog and Never Commenting: LeeAnn. People want to hear what you have to say ... I think.
  • Best Friend I've Never Actually Met: Jannaverse. How to make six degrees of separation move to one.
  • Hoping He Doesn't Do Something Similar: Spanky. I am not sure I'd want to win a "Spanky".

Dance Awards:
  • Most Creative Dancer: Beckstraordinary. Yes, she thinks I am an idiot, but boy does she do some cool stuff on the dance floor.
  • Worst Follow of the Year: Me. Brian led me in Charleston, *flinches*.
  • Most Likely to Run You Over While Dancing if You Don't Get Out of the Way: Josie, no explanation needed.
  • Most Likely to Say "Do it Again" When Being Spun: Liya ... "I'm getting dizzy" translates to "Do it more."
  • Most Smacks with a Ponytail: Katie. Those things are dangerous you know.

Automotive Awards:
  • Most Excellent Driver: Viv. Just ask her.
  • Quit Speeding Award: Schmendrick. There is no way cops are going to miss your car going too fast.
  • Jeeps are for Girls Award: Reportwriter. Noises coming from the back wheels are NOT for girls.

Good Looks Awards:
  • Best Suit: Daddy K @ Swing A Star. I'd like to describe it, but it was fairly indescribable, only he could pull that off.
  • All That and a Bag of Chips: Venche. I don't actually need the chips.
  • Prettiest Eyes in a Tall Environment: JennyJitterbug. And she can Bal.
  • Best Use of Red Hair around Christmas: Viv. Next year you need some green streaks.

Moment Awards:
  • Most Laughs in a Two Hours Time frame: The Valentines Day Party at Ruth & Ken's 10pm to Midnight. I am sorry for all of you who missed it, it was hilarious.
  • Coolest Live Show: The pool party at the end of Cowtown, even if Venche wouldn't let me push her in the pool, the Mezcal Brothers rocked, and we had a scene out of a movie (whatever one of those is).
  • Best Fight: Me and the nurse when I came out of sedation from my nose surgery, or would that be worst fight?
  • Best Freaking out a Ditz: When Mae was bringing me home from having my first post surgery checkup, she got rear-ended by a chick who got out of the car saying "I'm so sorry, I need to get my brakes fixed..." It wasn't a hard hit, but it shook everything loose in my nose, and I got out of the car and she looked at me and all the blood all over my nose and mouth and screamed. Very nice.
  • Best Movie I Saw This Year: Prairie Home Companion. Okay, it's the only movie I saw this year.
I am sure that I missed someone with a deserving award, so more might be added.

24 December 2006

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a ...

Seventy-six years old and she sits alone on Christmas Eve in a small apartment above the town's only hardware store. A small tree glows in the corner, under it several gifts from friends and family were scattered, she would get to those tomorrow. She sits at the table, having just finished a word puzzle. She has her health, she has money, she is independent ... she is alone.

She had three daughters and a son. Only one daughter remains, but she won't be visiting, she is with her new grandchild in Florida. The rest of the grandchildren are scattered across the country, evidence of them is pasted on the refrigerator in the other room. Some will call tomorrow, some will not.

Vietnam took her only son, cancer her two eldest daughters about ten years back, within a few months of each other, she wonders how she got through it.

Her husband is gone now, and had Alzheimer's for years before that, it was a blessing to her when he passed, she had barely been able to see the strong man she loved reduced to being so incapable.

She thinks of the year that has passed, how every day was pretty much like the last one, minus the weather, not much to differentiate when you are retired. One day pretty much runs into the next. She thinks back to when the house was full of kids, her husband, her friends, the noise she used to complain about ... the noise she missed so very very much.

The cat jumps into her lap as she looks out the window and sees a bright light in the sky to the east, shining almost too bright through her window, probably a plane taking people to visit their families she thinks. The clock strikes ten. Nothing moves. The clock strikes eleven.

Around the table, the spirits of her husband, son, and two daughters sit, trying to comfort her loneliness, but she has not the faith to see them, nor can she the child whose coming was foretold of by the star in the east ... she is alone.

23 December 2006

Famous Friends

Check this out, Viv, Maegmariel, Liya, & Venche (plus Josie & Sarah) are famous!

Cortland Comic

Note: the artist is probably about four inches taller than me, so you'll have to forgive him for drawing Viv taller than Maegmariel & Venche.

21 December 2006

December is just another word for up'n'down

edit the poem mentioned in this post is back up, after some supportive words and some thoughts I dedided it should be here. It can be found here: click me!

Those of you who have known me a while know that the word balance to me is more than just standing in the middle of the teeter-totter ... it is much more of a way of life to me. I strive to find the middle, particularly emotionally. Not too up, not too down, just get to the middle and then move all of me towards the happiness end of the spectrum.

Not this month! I've hit just about every emotion in abundance this month that you can get too. It's crazy, or more to the point I have been. I feel like I have been a photon in wave form, and I just want to get back to being a particle. I am happy to say that I think I have managed to get through most of this with some sort of grace, only whining to a few friends and for the most part keeping my mouth shut.

For the most part ... which leads me to this. I would like to publicly apologize to any and all I may have offended this month by having my frustrations come out sideways. I will do better. I would like to especially apologize to those people who were offended by my (now deleted) post poem about religious non-acceptance. It represented several years (a lifetime?) of frustration at non-acceptance and general social injustice rather than a single event. Although the piece was cathartic (an interesting word) for me, I quickly realized that a public forum was not the place for such a diatribe, so I deleted it. In the future I will more carefully consider what might be a post issue and what might be a private issue.

Stoopid Test

My score was 24:
http://www.flashbynight.com/test/

20 December 2006

The purpose of cats is? v0002


cat/dryer
Zeke wonders "can't you pile warm, dry clothes on me?"

What is the purpose of cats again? I literally cannot start my dryer without a cat check.

19 December 2006

Zoo Wild Lights 2006

Jenny Jitterbug, Hugh, Viv, and I went to Wild Lights at the Henry Doorly Zoo on Monday night. There was a mysterious fifth member of our party, well it was Maegmariel, who was working, so not really a member of the party, and objecting mightily to her pictures being taken, what's up with that?

Wild Lights is very cool, well, it is if you like lights, the pictures should be self explanatory. There was also a "petting" tank at the aquarium, we got to touch a horseshoe crab (the topside only) and a bamboo shark (Hugh tried to pick it up). Thanks to a view of the underside of the crab, I now know where the inspiration came for just about every weird threatening alien in any movie (what is that). The bamboo shark had about a two inch stripe of very rough skin on the top of it running lengthwise, but the rest of the skin was very soft. No pictures of the shark, the light was low, and I didn't think I could get a shot through the water.


Zoo_Lights 04
first stop, the gingerbread cottage.

Zoo_Lights 05
double J and I right before the witch came out of the cottage.

Zoo_Lights 02
do you know how to work that thing?

Zoo_Lights 06
sure, Hugh makes one little comment, and JennyJitterbug has us both arrested.

Zoo_Lights 19
yes, that is my head in the alligator's mouth, maybe being arrested wasn't so bad.

Zoo_Lights 07
Viv, check it out - a turtle.

Zoo_Lights 15
a turtle, where?

Zoo_Lights 11
right over there, quick before it hides!

Zoo_Lights 14
while everyone else was checking out the crawfish, I was making friends with this guy here. we kind of watched each other through the glass for at least three minutes, until a herd of immature humans came over yelling "look it's Dori" at the other fish in the tank.

Zoo_Lights 01
back at the gift shop, I got this picture of Viv & Maegmariel. Maegmariel is there, ducking down behind the cash register.

17 December 2006

Second Class Christian

I sit alone in church, by myself I pray,
you'll treat me with respect, yes, this is the day.
Was it something I said, is it the way that I look?
or do you not like the way I read God's holy book?

Second class Christian, though He is my Savior,
I don't think like you, I am the wrong flavor.
Maybe I smoke, I'm overweight,
I like to dance, I can't get a date.

By God's dear grace I am well fed,
I have a roof that's over my head.
Jesus is my Savior, by this I hold fast,
but as a Christian, I'm an outcast.

Second class Christian, though He is my Savior,
I don't think like you, I am the wrong flavor.
Maybe I drink, I'm way too thin,
I like to flirt, I must be living in sin.

The almight King sits, watching us from His throne,
I love Him dearly, Him and Him alone.
for what He has done for me, what else can I do?
but what of this love, it's not enough for you.

Second class Christian, though He is my Savior,
I don't think like you, I am the wrong flavor.
Maybe I swear, I am not tall enough,
I'm mentally ill, life certainly can be rough.

I am beaten, naked and bleeding, left with no pride,
you pretend not to see me, as you pass on the side.
I sit alone in church, by myself I pray,
you'll treat me with respect, Dear Lord, let this be the day.

onionboy



Although this poem/song reflects certain recent events in my life, no one should be taking it too personally. It's been at least ten years in the writing.

12 December 2006

Scenes from shopping

I went shopping today, both Christmas and grocery shopping. I saw a couple of picture worthy things.

shopping 121106_02
yes, that is the suit coat I just paid full price for less than two weeks ago. Grrr!

shopping 121106_02
perhaps someone can tell me what exactly is on sale here ... um, nevermind, I don't think I want the culpability of knowing.

Tuesday church, v0002

This Tuesday church thing is turning into more fun than a barrel of primates.

So, I get my behind up and to church this morning to discover:
a) 150 micro-people dressed in blue, white, and (green) tartan.
b) it's the feast day of Our Lady of Guadalupe.

I live in a town with a military base, in fact the church is just a couple blocks from the south entrance. Military people, in general, represent a cross section of America both culturally and racially. Therefore, with the church being so close to the base, we have a more racially diverse congregation than many, and the school is probably more diverse than that. So it's not just 150 lilly white towheads, but 150 kids of all kinds (well maybe not many native Australians)... so cute.

I love the long history of the church, and I must say the miracle of Our Lady of Guadalupe is one of my favorites. The short story is (in 1531 shortly after the Spanish conquest of Mexico) as Juan Diego hurried to town to get a priest for his dying uncle Mary appeared to him, not as a white westerner, but as a native American, and spoke to Juan Diego in his language. She told him to go to the bishop and tell him to build a shrine on the hill she was standing on. Naturally, the Spanish bishop did not believe him, and much humorness ensued until Juan Diego provided the bishop with a sign he had asked him to provide, miracles in abundance.

The important part of Our Lady of Guadalupe is that Mary chose to appear to Juan Diego not as a conquering caucasian, but as a native like himself, speaking to him in his language. She showed those involved that she was for everyone, the church was for everyone, that Jesus came for each, and for all. Who is our neighbor? Who makes up the church? Just like those cute kids this morning making up the school, we all have a part to play in the body of Christ.

08 December 2006

The streak is over

It is over. My consecutive Friday JNO dance streak is coming to an end tonight. The last one I think I missed was sometime in February 2005, but it might have been as long as November 2004. Going with the later date, the streak was nearly to 100. I will be in bed shortly, and hopefully asleep shortly after that. The streak has fallen victim to a combination of Christmas goings on and having to work this week. Four nights out late in a row on regular work week is just not going to cut it... after all when you get to bed after 10pm, 4:15 comes at you awfully quickly.

So good night all you jitterbugs, I will see you next week.

edit 0500 12/09
It turned out to be the right decision, I was in bed, asleep before 7pm and slept all the way through the night.

06 December 2006

P-Cats, Club Nico, and Lots of Fun

I went to the Omaha Food Bank benefit last night at Club Nico, it was called Swing a Star and featured Omaha Jitterbugs dancers paired with local Omaha celebs in a Dancing with the Stars format... oh, and music by (onionboy fave) The Prairie Cats.

Even if the Prairie Cats and the Omaha Jitterbugs were not involved, I might have been interested in this event in any case. Hungry people rarely make good decisions for themselves, let alone for their children, or for society in general. I am trying to minimize the opinions here, but the food banks and soup kitchens I have dealt with are very clear on their mission, supply the people with their basic needs, get them back on their feet, and give them the opportunity to change their lives ... which I believe is all any of us would want in that position. Probably feeding the poor is not exactly a radical point of view.

Club Nico was quite cool. I like the design and the flow. Not enough dance space for my liking, but it was fairly attractive with the largest mirrored disco ball I have ever seen.

Onto the contest. The dancing was, at least, entertaining. Brian ended up winning with KETV's Brandi Petersen. Second was Nate and KETV's Jana Murrell (Miss Nebraska 2005). Third place came in with Sharon and KMTV's Cory Rangel. Most of the dancing was more of the entertaining variety, although it was clear that the three winners would be good with some practice.

The Prairie Cats were good as usual. It should be no surprise to anyone I enjoy their music a lot. Nate gave most of the credit to Jeff Koterba for the success of the event... and it was.

Although all four Omaha TV stations had people competing, only one has posted a news story as of yet:
KETV News - Brandi Can Dance (may not work on your computer)

05 December 2006

Styling

I bought a brown velvet suit coat from Target. Viv & Mae had to put considerable effort into convincing me to buy one, it went something like "I like the brown on you." and "it looks nice." Very manipulative and effective... that and the purple one didn't fit right. I am thinking it will look quite fashionable (as if I knew anything about that) with a white turtleneck.

brown velveteen, simple and clean...

I am quite done with my Christmas shopping for myself now, I also bought a new 19" flat screen monitor for the computer. My shopping for others is about 1/3 done. I have some good ideas for a few people, not so many for others.

03 December 2006

Zoot Suit Riot

My company had it's annual holiday party on Friday. It was 20's themed, once again this year Venche was my "date", and we both rolled out in our finest period threads. I left the tommy gun at home, but took my mojo and had a great time.


zoot suit 02
Hey, whooz got da best lookin dame? Fahgetta bout it.

zoot suit 03
Dere was all kinds o' shennanigans goin' on.

zoot suit 01
Dis here couple was cuttin rugs like dere shoes was made o' switchblades.

zoot suit 08
My buddy Ted & I just couldn't agree bout dese two.

zoot suit 09
Brian, he don't trust no bank, so dat tie's made o' real gold. Don't touch, in fact don't even look.

zoot suit 12
End o' da night, we is still standin' and dere ain't a copper in sight.

29 November 2006

The Onion Skin News, part 012B

Okay, so 012B doesn't look as impressive as posting #300, but it's the same number (I hope, I did it in my head, the roommate or Spanky will let me know if I goofed it). I was going to attempt to writing a rather clever dissertation, much like the monthly Antigravity article in Scientific American, but I ended up with this instead:

Thank you all for allowing me to share part of my life with you.

It is much more fitting, don't you think.



In other news. I got up early today today and went to church. This is good for me to do, especially being Catholic to have the first thing you consume in a day be the heavenly food of the body and blood of our Savior. It sets a peaceful, joyful tone for the day. I hope all of you experience that peace also.

27 November 2006

Vanity Insanity




I got my haircut today. I don't know why people want to see a picture of a haircut when they are just going to see me soon enough anyways...






On a considerably more serious note... I don't know how I managed to angered the weather gods, but I have been really on the short end of the weather stick these last few work rotations starting around the end of october. You can look it up. Beautiful, unseasonably warm sunny weather on my work weeks, cloudy cool weather on my on off weeks. Once again, it's my last work day, the last few days have been not so great, but at least typical of November... tomorrow it will be warm, but a good chance of rain during the day, then snow overnight. then cold cold cold.

Burning the candle at all three ends

This is no surprise: I need my sleep. I usually need a minimum of 6.50hrs of sleep per night, but am much happier when I have at least an hour more than that, plus a short nap (I'm old, don't forget).

Holiday weekend, I have to work all day, and I had a plan.
Wed night: lots of sleep, plan 8.00hrs.
Thu night: stay up late with Viv & friends, plan 5.00hrs.
Fri night: nap and then up late at dance with Prairie Cats, plan 6.00hrs with nap.
Sat night: sleep, plan 8.00hrs.
Sun night: Jackie Chan party hosted by Mae, and then sleep, plan 7.00hrs.
= 5 nights, 34hrs sleep.

The best laid plans of...
Wed night: *buzz* - stayed up late, got about 4.50hrs of sleep
Thu night: *ding* - stayed up late, got about 4.50hrs of sleep
Fri night: *buzz* - skipped the nap, stayed up late, got about 4.00hrs of sleep
Sat night: *ding* - in bed by 6:15pm, got around 8.50hrs sleep
Sun night: *buzz* - left the Jackie Chan-fest early enough, but drank caffeine while I was there, probably ended up with right around 4.50hrs of sleep.
= 5 nights, 26hrs sleep.

I am blaming no one but myself for this, I could have skipped out early on nearly everything and been just fine. Yes, I got my naps in the car too, but it wasn't enough. I had "tired dreams" last night. I dreamed I was I opened my eyes, it was light out, and I was more than two hours late for work. Usually those kind of 'nightmares' cause me to pop awake out of the dream, but I couldn't even do that.

Today is going to be a struggle, and I suspect I will be going right to sleep after I eat tonight.

24 November 2006

13 years later...

After living in Nebraska now for 13+ years. I am wearing red today, the day after Thanksgiving. Go Huskers! ... as mistyjojangles likes to say "I'm not selling out, I'm buying in."

23 November 2006

Christmas Quiz

I guess I am just a slave to having nothing to do for the next 15 minutes...

1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate?
-- hot chocolate, but I can't have it. no way on the egg nog.

2. Does Santa wrap presents or just set them under the tree?
-- wrapped.

3. Colored lights on tree/house or white?
-- colored on both.

4. Do you hang mistletoe?
-- no.

5. When do you put your decorations up?
-- the weekend AFTER Thanksgiving.

6. What is your favorite holiday dish?
-- turkey dipped in gravy, or in cranberry sauce, or in green bean casserole, or mashed potatoes, or in horseradish sauce, or mayo, ad infinitum et naseum.

7. Favorite Christmas memory as a child?
-- the year we got pong and air hockey, probably 1974 or 1975.

8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa?
-- what truth?

9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve?
-- yes, it is kind of my own tradition.

10. How do you decorate your Christmas Tree?
-- my decorations are purple and white, but i've collected so many gift ornaments, the theory is kind of shot.

11. Snow! Love it or Dread it?
-- i like weather.

12. Can you ice skate?
-- i can avoid falling, mostly.

13. Do you remember your favorite gift?
-- can i avoid this question?

14. What's your favorite thing about the holidays?
-- 1) the amazement at the thought of THE Creator of the universe making his appearance on earth as 5lbs, 6oz, 18inches long, and totally helpless...
-- 2) the smell of pine trees in the damp, cool air.
-- 3) singing carols.

15. What is your favorite Holiday Dessert?
-- who leaves room for dessert? any kind of fruit pie.

16. What is your favorite holiday tradition?
-- midnight Mass.

17. What tops your tree?
-- a golden star.

19. What is your favorite Christmas Song?
-- this answer would change about every ten seconds with whatever is being sung.

20. Candy Canes! Yuck or Yum?
-- yum.

21. What's number one on your Christmas list this year?
-- peace on earth... what else matters?

22 November 2006

ONE degree of separation

I have nothing to add to the timeline of this post from Jannaverse, she pretty much says it all. Click below, please read it, just another small world story to add to my many.




I lived in Coldwater, MI from sometime in late 1968 to February, 1973, I was 4 to 8 years old. The best and weirdest time of my childhood. At the time I lived there they had the 3rd oldest courthouse in the country just a block or two from my house. My father came in one night and woke me, carried me out to the front porch to see it burn to the ground. It was burned to the ground by a man who had a plate in his head from a motorcycle accident he got in at the corner of the block in between my house and the courthouse. I came up on the scene of the accident as the fire department was hosing the blood from the accident off of the pavement and down the drain. The motorcycle was a twisted wreck.

The connection between the two events has never left my mind, somehow the brilliant burning violence of the fire that couldn't be put out by the same hoses that washed the man's blood down the drain.

Experiences like that no doubt formed my ability to make connections, probably my most "intellectual" gift. I could go on and on about this and many other weird connections that came from my time in Michigan, I won't now, but the memory (albeit it, a weird one) was a pleasant revisitation of how I got to who and where I am now.

Amazingly, long after I have left Michigan, those connections are still being made. Thanks Janna.

21 November 2006

What I learned today

Don't brush your teeth right after you've blown out the candle in the bathroom ... smoke flavored toothpaste ... not so good.

Theory

I have this theory that states:
You will like the foods that your mother craved while pregnant.

My mother craved pickles and ice cream. I like pickles and ice cream. People love to poke holes in this theory, but as it applies to me, it must be true for everyone else too.

this blog entry based on a true posting... and don't forget, all good theories are posted in purple.

I'm all over the map

states
These are the 35 states I have been to.

countries
These are the 7 countries I have been to.

Click on either map to try it yourself.

I'm all about giving credit where credit is due, so thanks to erinoneday for this suggestion, unfortunately, you can't get to her myspace, you know, she is kind of private...

19 November 2006

Toga party!

Toga party, with live music! I was in a tartan toga, no other Scotsmen showed however. I turned into a complete klutz at some point last night, and started spilling things everywhere, ice, a plant, beer... thank you beckstraordinary for your patience and a good party.

toga 1
Caesar speaks...

toga 2
...or maybe it is just Dave singing...

toga 3
...I said it was Dave singing, Dave...

toga 4
Hey! Get away from that!