18 August 2006

So Gross I Had To Finish It

I got my haircut this week. While I was at the counter paying for it, I grabbed a piece of taffy out of the candy jar there. It was half cocoa brown, and half bright green... mmm chocolate mint!

Chomp chomp... "what the *censored* is this?"

My hairstylist says "oh, it's green apple caramel, you know like a caramel apple."

One of my coworkers said that it tasted so bad because I was expecting chocalate mint, but I thought it was just plain horrible... so bad in fact I had to finish it. It was like a car wreck, I couldn't look away. Yuck.

5 comments:

GingerKid said...

You just don't know what good is. I love those!

getalife said...

Sounds yummy. I love taffy apple salad, too. BTW, can you take down the 'not updating in Forever'? I'm really trying!!

onionboy said...

getalife: okay, i found this out yesterday. the page doesn't display correctly in IE. The people in the doghouse are the ones below the comment, it looks right on my computer. I've added a line in an attempt to make it look right just for you.

The Schizophrenic Elf said...

I REFUSE TO BE IN THE DOGHOUSE ANYMORE!!! I HAVE UPDATED RECENTLY!!! I'VE EVEN LEFT YOU COMMENTS!!! I'M BACK IN THE STATES AND HAVE REGULAR ACCESS TO COMPUTERS NOW... *sob*

I want to be out of the doghouse and back on the couch, ok?

*glares*

The Schizophrenic Elf said...

Aaaaallright...It's time for you to update now. Really, there has to be SOMETHING you can talk about. *evil smirk* You can ALWAYS find SOMETHING to talk about.

*giggle*