A story from last weekend:
Step 1: Give roommate the following directions to to a Cinco De Mayo party at NoRealYou's place "...go to 31st Avenue and Leavenworth, and then walk through back yards until you find it..."
Step 2: Have your roommate NOT come home.
Step 3: Panic! then search the local Omaha news web sites for a story about a shooting, stabbing, or other violent ending for said roommate.
Optional Step 4: Have a happy ending.
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