18 February 2007

Forget about it

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I have a clean car. No cars are allowed within 500ft of me while I am driving. All roads must be cleaned and dried ahead of me. No person may approach within 10ft without putting on a clean suit. No thinking about my car and dirty thoughts within the same :15 stretch of time. No snow or rain for the next week. All UV rays must have proper paperwork if they approach within 25ft of the car. In other words, keep away. Thanks and have a nice day.

3 comments:

Janna said...

I wish I'd known about this yesterday, because I had a dirty thought, and then thought of your car about 12 minutes later. Maybe 11.
Sorry about that.

Janna said...

By the way, the dirty thought had nothing to do with being in your car.
... In case you were worried.

onionboy said...

a likely story...