20 February 2007

News Flash!

2007phone10.jpgOmaha, Nebraska (OBNN) - A South Omaha woman was cornered and subdued today by a herd of goats at the Henry Doorly Zoo when she was found to be carrying contraband food into the petting zoo area. According to eyewitnesses, the woman received a slice of bread from her companion to feed to the goats, but the couple failed to heed the "No food or drink" sign on the gate. The goats worked quickly to confiscate the offending bread. The only comment from the woman was reportedly; "Ew, goat slobber."

1 comment:

Sarah said...

Tsk tsk. You should've gone yesterday and bothered a certain gift shop worker.