27 July 2006

Joke

This comes courtesy of Gingerkid.

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it no matter how hard you try. Behind you is a lion running at the exact same speed as you and the kangaroo.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Hit comments to see answer.

2 comments:

onionboy said...

ANSWER:
Get your drunk ass off the carousel!

getalife said...

That was good! :-)


Oh, and Kangaroos don't gallop...

(would you like me to cite some websites that contain the mechanics of a hop? And how these animals aren't found on the same continent?)

Enjoy your Douglas Adams B-Day!