10 March 2007

Surgery update - v000D - a boogers on steroids tale

Seriously. I had my surgery almost a year ago. I know, I know, I was told that it would be at least a year for me to blow ugly stuff out my nose, but still...

So I get home last night from dancing. I wander around the house a bit and then walk to the back door to let Cherokee outside. "Ah-ah-ah-choo!" I felt my left nostril expand as something big came out and went wizzing by my hand, and then felt and heard the 'thwack' onto the left leg of my pants.

Holy cow, that booger was the size of a nickel, and weighed just about as much. I mean you just can't imagine, it was huge, it was about the size of some pulsating alien bodysnatcher in a horror flick. It would have grossed out a ten year old boy. And super glue has nothing on this stuff, it was stuck to my jeans like it had been sewn on, I really don't know if a color exists to describe it, light green, green, brown, and glowing all at once.

12 comments:

Sarah said...

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Did the world really need to know that?

onionboy said...

Yes! Just be thankful I didn't take pictures.

Matt J. said...

I wanted to see pictures. :(

Venche said...

No pictures ever, please! I read the heading now. You're right, I should have known better than to keep reading!

Schmendrick said...

Me, too.

Becky said...

i agree that this fell under the heading of TMI. Too Much Information.

i guess you gave us all fair warning with the title,though. ;o)

SuzieQ said...

Holy Shit.

Jenny said...

Seriously, some things just don't need to be shared on here!

misty jo jangles said...

HA HA HA HA HA!!!! I love your booger stories, they're always so...colorful. keep em comin', they crack me up! grossing people out is always fun too. but i do agree with venche, no pictures please. some things are better left to the imagination!

Beckstraordinary said...

That's officially revolting.

Janna said...

Thanks for making me laugh out loud this early in the morning. (That's quite an accomplishment.)

So, did you scoop it up and save it???

Linda said...

janna, that is so gross i can't even comment on it! you are great!

onionboy...what were you thinking...you should have alerted the media. i mean, really. *giggling*